Coffee

Tonight, during the consumption of coffee. A friend asked why I "wasn't over there".

Alex : Man why aren't you over there with them? Is something wrong?

Me : What? Why would something be wrong?

Alex : I don't know man, she's over there you're over here.

Me : No no no. I don't want to barge into their party, you know?

Alex : What?

Me : You know, like would you go to a party if you weren't invited?

Alex : Yes. Last night!

Me : Yeah I do that to. Ok, that wasn't a good example.

Alex : Nooo.

Me : Ok I got it! I don't want to be an american.

Alex : What do you mean?

Me : Were the americans invited into Iraq?!

Alex : HAHAHAHAHA!

Me : See my point?